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Phlak Quote Posted: Nov/26/09 04:07 AM - Permalink
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Ok well was talking to skwiggles tonight nad he wanted access to lolacaust so here it is to all old/inactive arrow and skwiggles and his merry bad of faggots, this is why you should all join up :)

I will try to keep this updated as i update lolacaust 1.0 this is nothing but the quotes from first thread.



Liol had this great idea for me to post all my lulz quotes that i have collected over my years on ARROW forums so here goes. gIggles will post his too and i expect everyone else to post their awesomeness too. If anything dosent make sense i can prob translate it. New guys prob wont get half of these lol.

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[14:46:43] Ashleelolz > just tell me odin bitch
[14:46:48] Ashleelolz > this is your king elrond
[14:46:52] Ashleelolz > i demand it
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[05:29:04] Jennie Marlboro > The big phlak attack!
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We put the "Cute" in
Execute.
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[23:28:38] Odins Jewell > once the idiots figure out that they are idiots
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[03:43:03] Kraal Darkstar > my job is to eat the first alpha strike while screaming like a little girl into TS
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If at first you don't succeed??
Burn all the evidence
that you even tried in the first place.........and begin a new hobby
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Auraurious > so what do you kids do for fun around here?

Count MonteCarlo > we go out in large numbers and see how many different ways of gettin podded we can find :)
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Spyra Gryra > 33 man fatal m pire gang in 3f-

Ryprant Dyvirs > let me know when you've killed them, I'll come salvage...
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bootmanj > im not a pirate
bootmanj > im a demanerfacturer:)
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Andrew Holland > minigin im in 3 channels with you dont convo me
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Scordaf > Anyone want 4,480 Liquid Ozone in TVN? I'm about to trash it.
Titus Wolf > go throw it in a bridge
Scordaf > That would require a ship... With a cargo hold.
Scordaf > Now... Who wants an unfitted badger 2 in T-Z?
Titus Wolf > see! you did have a ship
Scordaf > Yeah, but the ship is in T-Z... The ozone is in TVN and I'm in C-F. It's a conundrum.
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CSBN = Can Shoot Blues Night
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"We don't gank, we just apply force in a disproportionate manner during an uneven tactical combat situation to maximize revenue and increase shareholder value"
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Aerick Dawn > this channel is for intelligence, I dont see any
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DirtyMongrel > i olny play eve cause my bail conditions state i can't blow shit up in r/l anymore
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Redrum V > I have photografic memory but the wife keeps changing the film
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muhajai > remembere blue only means they can't see it coming :P
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[21:52:59] Odins Jewell > there's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people that are filled with shit....
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[04:03:32] David Odinson > my door doesn't have a room
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[16:59:13] Jango Revas > The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
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[07:14:07] Retahcam > its not a basilisk either its a Hi Tek Mynor
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[02:38:56] Goatann > was like clubbing baby seals
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[20:05:56] David Odinson > cuz jesus doesn't like you
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[05:07:32] Kalendra Panas > phlak <3
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[03:58:48] Ulitio > or dock up and buy smartbombs, then run at em screaming die scum
[03:59:01] Ulitio > at least you'll go out colorfully
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[21:03:55] Skraeling Shortbus > but no really tell me more obvious shit
[21:04:09] Phoenix Grinder > you're ugly
[21:04:22] Skraeling Shortbus > frenchy intaki
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[03:42:32] Evil Pookie > i guess you guys really showed us who is boss.......
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[23:10:47] Nerogen > someone save me from these frigs
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[01:20:34] Diablique > this is me not taking no for an answer
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[05:59:43] Retahcam > i can take mods in yz-
[05:59:45] Retahcam > but no mods
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[04:54:05] Updyke > This has to be the best use of Southen yet... all BOB has to do is wait us out and half our members will be in nursing homes :D
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[04:53:32] David Odinson > war com efight me
[04:53:38] David Odinson > i'll kill you you n00b
[04:53:54] Diablique > why would i fight a crippled retarded kid?
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[06:17:12] Ur kahanu > bond fagabond
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[01:57:28] Mujun Kross > i plan on it...but for now i am going to get a twinky and picture things i can do to his dead meat sack
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[02:24:32] ArgentSmoke > it'd psddsble
[02:24:56] Nostejio > was wondering what acronym that was lol
[02:28:27] Rush Cavor > please shoot dangerously deadly spies bbefore losing everything.
[02:28:40] Rush Cavor > there an acronym.
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[23:46:09] ElrondMD > you would be my boyfriend if i loved penis
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This Warp Disruption Battery is not currently assisted by a control tower. Unanchoring it will forcibly collapse it's internal Planck Bubble, destroying all contained items. Are you sure you want to do this?
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[05:05:06] David Odinson > mostly yes with some no thrown in :)
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[07:33:02] H3dAFO > i <3 Sac
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[21:48:16] warpigg1 > phlaclacco
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[19:48:03] kessah > lost my battleship to npc's
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[07:44:57] David Odinson > bout an inch long
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[04:23:14] Lycanthis > I'm a fan of jamming b/c I know somewhere in the world someone is cursing / crying / feeling unless
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[05:10:17] Odins Jewell > with imaginary money you have to be thrifty
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I am a proud member of the Asteroid Preservation Society.
Save an asteroid - kill a miner!
Save Jita - kill a trader
Do your part to save the environment!
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[03:40:42] lenn0x > ungh this shit is giving me a headache worse than nostie tatiana ikoras and shadow games all on TS at the same time
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[03:06:43] Grim Starwind > mmm... the stench of n00bs in the afternoon.
[03:07:27] LiLChris06 > remove ur hand from ur face, and u wont smell that anymore i promise
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[01:26:14] Space Lion > pvp is slowly starting to grow on me
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[06:47:40] Killer2 > Warchild is a sissy
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[03:37:38] Serenity Jones > g9d fluf
[03:37:46] Serenity Jones > i mean g9d clr*
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[17:51:25] Boudro > jo dekker is a god
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[03:48:10] Michael Bone > I am special
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[23:28:42] Neddloyyd > fuck im lame
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[21:20:40] Wiccy84 > somoene needs to bump his ass
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[19:44:55] Ignition SemperFi > TO THE CARACALS!
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[19:44:23] Ignition SemperFi > no must km whore
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[19:19:36] Orree > roflcoptors coming in hot
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[05:33:52] Neddloyyd > cause razors shit
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[06:18:45] Neddloyyd > i lost my myrmi first time i got one, i was sooooo mad
[06:19:27] Neddloyyd > i wouldnt have been so mad really, but i got killed experimenting with a retarded ass setup
[06:19:54] Neddloyyd > i had like a medium shield booster on it for whatever reason, and an assload of gyro stabs before i knew about stacking penalties
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Neddloyyd > im retarded
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[04:58:41] Vladmir Voltaran > yeah ,,, im a noob
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[09:08:27] Xan Fenix > k thx phlak u da man
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[05:11:22] Ignition SemperFi > im a tard
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ElrondMD > is it gay that in the middle of a war im listening to britney spears sitting in a badger
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[03:17:31] Snob Rayne > I think we learned ... merlins R scary
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[02:14:50] Ignition SemperFi > err wrong chat
[02:14:53] Ignition SemperFi > fail
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[05:56:33] Don Thom > yeah but ones caldari
[05:56:40] Don Thom > so it already failed
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[20:44:16] VanGuard III > status on reds?
[20:45:35] Lee Thrace > they're still red
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[06:08:58] Meii Ling > the art of whoring, as dictated by Jo Dekker
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[02:12:18] LordDragonMPS > JO is a noob
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[05:54:19] Col Callahan > I AM KILL MAIL WHORE
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[23:14:41] Ignition SemperFi > yup im a piwate
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[21:50:41] Kai Lae > holy ludicrous polycarbs batman
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[00:55:17] BogWopit > superjo to the rescue
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[06:12:50] Ignition SemperFi > well fucks oyusj guys nad fucks triabob pahlanxfags ocksc suck im going t oebed
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[05:51:18] Ignition SemperFi > we killshits
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[05:52:35] Ignition SemperFi > cmoes ong uys lets go kill epople
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[05:14:20] SkwisgaarSkwigelf > lolocaust
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[05:46:21] Ignition SemperFi > phlak us on right now fukers?
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[17:20:05] Lee Thrace > yeah, but you're a noob
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[09:00:42] Ignition SemperFi > fuk thia i need s to sleep
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[08:42:39] Ignition SemperFi > meh i wish one day humans would refer to outher humans as FUKING awesome WARRIROS OF ASS KICKING
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[08:30:33] Ignition SemperFi > time for the holy handgreandes! of fuk u in the face
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[08:15:25] Ignition SemperFi > FUk you all sobers bitches
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[08:11:37] Ignition SemperFi > bach fuk it all its all my fucking tz
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[07:34:00] Ignition SemperFi > i SS your mom last night
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[07:26:41] Ignition SemperFi > fuk slaves go amarrrs
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[07:23:28] Ignition SemperFi > im a drunk so your a FUKRS!
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[19:12:10] Elminsters Hat > I prefer to be called 'nano homo', actually
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strydr26 > i usually get charged extra for hooker spit
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[05:10:47] Ignition SemperFi > i <3 phlak
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Odins Jewell > OMG I'M A SUPER CAREBEAR!!!
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Nerogen > I FUCKING FAIL AT RELATIONSHIPS
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Ignition SemperFi > bitchwasnts me to fuk here... gotsa go ppl
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Nerogen > oh darn i fail
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[06:57:11] Ignition SemperFi > hahah phlaks a funys fukers!
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[06:55:49] Ignition SemperFi > lets kilsds ppl
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[06:49:24] Ignition SemperFi > and beere is GFOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[06:49:48] Ignition SemperFi > its likes brain food in water forms
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[06:48:18] Ignition SemperFi > alocohols makes ther wsorslds go wround!
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[06:47:13] Ignition SemperFi > orill st abd you in the eyse with a rsutsy turd!
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[06:46:53] Ignition SemperFi > shuts yousr amoauthe twhen spekaisnga!
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[06:36:00] Ignition SemperFi > LETS GEFUKING KILL MEPLEPOLES
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Meii Ling > this toon has t2 shios in 15w....... im actually scaredto ove a thann there cuz it'll fuck up my hanger fengshui
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Meii Ling > k2 is A BITCH, THERE FORE A HER
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Zeturi > i failed T_T
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Meii Ling > phlak - 18 mins sleep, allows for 2 minutes to make 2 minute noodles, 6 minutes to eat them, 3 minutes for a wank, 7 for a shit, 5 for a shower, 18 minutes for sleep, 5minutes to get your lazy ass outta bed, 3 for a 'morning piss'
Meii Ling > 4 minutes to make 'morning coffee' and DT should be over by then
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Gashon > I am the n00bletta, remember?
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SoulOfAnnihilation > i is dah nub
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Aesthinic > last time I flew drunk, I undocked on a raid led by K2... was several jumps out before I realised the ship I had borrowed was fitted with shit I couldnt use
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Odins Jewell > phlak.... i'm going to murder you with a lamp
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Odins Jewell > /emote stabs himself with a spork
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David Odinson > thats like saying.... "i'm in my pink barbie corvette"
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Drewbo > whoa, fuck me
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dannyrsturbo > bah im officialy stupid to gah
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Killer2 > You gave your apron to a customer called Drew? Is that your mating ritual?
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Zenopher > k2: my dick is hard for ur warpdrive
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Gulsy > <-- is gulsy
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Nerogen > im chinese
Nerogen > must make use of all promotions
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Lance Fighter > i fail.
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Akasha Ryker > the basic understanding is that I am easier to take care of than a dog and I don't piss on the carpet (often)
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Earyc Tan > fuck me
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Reigndeer Games > ever thought to yourself.. gay butsex might not be all that bad...
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Killer2 > I don't get to use the boot button often though :(
Killer2 > I should just randomly boot my alts so I can be all satisfied and shit
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Killer2 > I'll sell you an imaginary girlfriend for 1B ISK
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Jo Dekker > brain doesnt work
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Reigndeer Games > lol nero your cute in the i look like every other chinese guy
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Reigndeer Games > no... bad nero... i was being serious..
Reigndeer Games > you go sit in the corner again
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Liol Wongsta > except he is a kiwi, so he is like the unwanted alt that you kinda have on a spare slot on an account
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Ameri Boi > ...I fail
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Shadow Lotus > e-o has three hostiles, one of them smacking like a cheap eastside pimp from the ghettos of eve, no visual on them but i think i had at least one rapier on scan earlier
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Rabius > So who can I blow to get someone scanning?
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Ignition SemperFi > i do it for the rape
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Ignition SemperFi > im soooo scared
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tylerwylie > my dps is lower than a 600 lb woman's tits
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Sibras Freeflight > but in a team, it shitted on the shitters
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Pryce84 > im kinda scanner retarded
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Odins Jewell > fuck him with a spoon
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Jo Dekker > snif there goes my sweet carebear sec status
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Meii Ling > my house is inhabbited by cunts
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Vladmir Voltaran > im gonna make a car that runs on shit cause theres plenty of it
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Meii Ling > phlak, you may not leave arrow
Meii Ling > hole, grab the duct tape,we gonna keep him here minmatar styles
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ReDempTi0N > need help in e-0 got a cheetah on me and im a shuttle
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Helk00 > im a ice whore
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Elminsters Hat > phlak, you homo, lemme grab your cock
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Friend John > why do these systems have names
gALAXYgUY > Uhhh
gALAXYgUY > So we don't call them "hey you"?
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SphereZA > my aeon will be my mobile mining platform
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Swanic > Zhoul, should I fit a point on my falcon?
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Vladmir Voltaran > im scared
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Miss Alexa > I'll go suck shrike
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Wiccy84 > i cant believe im thinking about training minnie
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Killer2 > It's all over for me in about 15 seconds
Killer2 > That's with viagra
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Killer2 > Stop quoting me, homos
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Killer2 > I have a pair of rainbow undies
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Killer2 > I shove a flute up my pussy
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Ignition SemperFi > the little fucker that could!
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Ignition SemperFi > since caldari suck at solo pvp
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Trillian Mcmillan > for soem magical reason
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RenegadeRacer > shit in and of itself is no secret...but do you know where, from what position, into/onto what i shit
RenegadeRacer > I
RenegadeRacer > THINK
RenegadeRacer > NOT
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RenegadeRacer > yea its iggy wearing rainbow undies in the faggot parade gay
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Ignition SemperFi > i want the raepage tools offered from the gods known as pulse
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RenegadeRacer > i'm on vent if you wanna talk dirty
RenegadeRacer > since your afk i'll go to the SCA vent for sexual healing then
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Ignition SemperFi > this lil hype went to the raep street.... this lil hype fuckd you at home.... this lil hype pwnd your ship
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Mrs Dinj > /emote avoids scanning as the brain melts easily
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Rick Pjanja > <3 phlak
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Sibras Freeflight > My penis < your epeen
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Jo Dekker > fischers fritze fischt frische fische
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Jo Dekker > and i think as long as my competition is not a leg less transvestite i have good chances
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Ignition SemperFi > i hope i get taught a lesson for being stupid
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Chee > x special person
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Ignition SemperFi > fail
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Wiccy84 > lol iggy is fucked
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Mike Right > I FAIL SO HARD DAMM DAMM DAMM
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Hesh Ballantine > i am gay
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Doltish > my balls are sweaty
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Killer2 > Ignitions a wanker! Ignitions a wanker!
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Plague Black > fuck TS real men fly using telepathy
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Kimberly Erlanger > phlak hugs please
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Ignition SemperFi > im naked for that
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dinj > i for one welcome our internet fat kid singalongs
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Ms Fitsimmons > /emote is a noob
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Ignition SemperFi > im a n00b in RL
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Wiccy84 > i swear i go to the piss range like once every 3 months
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Ignition SemperFi > Zeeeee GERMANZzzzz
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Ender Wigggins > fsanm straight bitch
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Killer2 > I get confused
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Killer2 > God I suck at minesweepers
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Killer2 > I am even listening to Paris Hilton ;)
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Killer2 > I've trained Liver Specialist V
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Ender Wigggins > soa u can care baer leik a mutha fuck
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Ender Wigggins > i'm a fuckin light weight
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Sibras Freeflight > its like having ur eyeballs ripped from ur testicles
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Ender Wigggins > did ya ever think how girraffes must the the MVPz of BJs
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Ender Wigggins > girraffes must deepthroat like a mutha fuck and they have like foot long tougnes
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Elminsters Hat > I only accept aps naked
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Migitis > ok sib 207days for amarr bs5 with t2 larges of both variants, additional lvl5 gunnery skills and hull tanking skills
Migitis > also it recommends you train focus 4
Sibras Freeflight > mother of christ..
Sibras Freeflight > 207 days?
Migitis > which will save you 5hrs :P
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Sibras Freeflight > /emote gives Migitis a big sloppy kiss
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charlieb > /emote pulls gun and shoots phlak in the head
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Sibras Freeflight > i alternatve between giggling, eating, masturbasting, urinating, defecating, and sleeping
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Sibras Freeflight > iv been looking at my crotch
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Vladmir Voltaran > i couldnt light a cigar with a blow torch
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Shadow Games > is it bad that im eating fried chicken wondering how many black people play eve?
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ewqilibrium > 300 dildos in 49- acording 2 map
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psykiller > good luck im i na falcon lol
Ender Wigggins > thats caldari for little faggot right?
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scandy3730 > what a coincidence i like lady boys
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Sibras Freeflight > first time i went to venal, i was like 5 weeks old, i warped to a station with a cyno field. i thought a cyno field was a bubble, i was like OH NO I CANT WARP, IM DOOMED. then a carrier dropped in on the cyno, and i shit myself
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Killer2 > I am n00b
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Blazewyn > so ball health is a big concern in Arrow apparantly
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Ignition SemperFi > i like to rat in arrow freighters
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Meerko > phlak is just a mascot
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Ender Wigggins > you need clown shoes and a strapon dildo
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Migitis > there are no real men in arrow, only pimps and whores
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Kai Lae > where's lipix when you need him, he is a master baiter
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Ghen Anstel > i hope you die in a fire of AIDS
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Shadow Games > whats wrong with eating cock
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Sibras Freeflight > i wish my church had big boobs..
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Ender Wigggins > lphuck yea itsz fuhn
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Teslana > lol, im a noob
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Felonious Pirate > I'm a bout to cum all over the rats now
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Stozy > oh yea, i would be chewing my ass too
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Wiccy84 > !p!e!n!i!s
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Doltish > ok bed time. i love you phlak, you are a good boy. blow jobs for phlak!
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Doltish > nothing wrong with sucking dick
Shadow Games > seconded
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scandy3730 > well my dog house mansion in the hobo shanty town is hardly a place give good handies...think of how much better it would be without the smell of shattered dreams in the air
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Migitis > i know ignition sucks cock
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Ender Wigggins > well my trick is blowing iggy
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Jo Dekker > letting vlad drive a freighter is like sitting a 5 years old behind the steering wheel of a big truck
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Jo Dekker > i wouldnt even fly caldari with a brown paper bag over my head
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Migitis > i'm sure a dead ferret has lots of uses
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Sibras Freeflight > itll be a parado
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Exaga > well once i start training it i can forget about remembering it
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Ignition SemperFi > ok u win
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Sibras Freeflight > scammed/mebeing dumb
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lilly cain > any holes a goal*
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Stozy > holy jesus frickin cripes... im so confused... i think i'll keep to the usual stuff :-)
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scandy3730 > you can whackit where ever you want m8
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Wiccy84 > i would DD my own cyno alt
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Ignition SemperFi > i lick ok all the time
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Ender Wigggins > thats like say just cuz i sucked a guys cock doesn't make me gay
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Ignition SemperFi > lol i think my brain is officially not working atm
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Trillian Mcmillan > I have a small dick
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Killer2 > Minesweepers > Eve
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Ms Fitsimmons > i hate weed - let me make that clear, but i used to pack his bongs for him just in the hope that he would chill the fuck out and become semi tolerable
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Sibras Freeflight > im a murderer
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Sibras Freeflight > im fcing a fist bash
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Sibras Freeflight > u may call me doctor robotpenis. BOW DOWN SLAVES
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ElrondMD > jesus would want us on the field
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Shadow Games > dude.. if it were socially acceptable for me to wear a skirt... i would all the time.. seriously so much easier to piss in public.. and easy access for sex
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Exaga > <<< dumb ass
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Pryce84 > nothing like driving down the road poping pain meds
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Trillian Mcmillan > i might start screamign like a little girl any moment now
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Ender Wigggins > while you figure it out i'm gunna make a fuckin sammitch
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Ender Wigggins > lol then i guess i get intimate with my hand tonight and not pvp
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Melkuth Tannab > giggle factor high
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Liol Wongsta > /emote is about tohead off to bed and jerk off a few times to the thought of miggy's mouth on my cock - in the morning im gonna go for a ride and dream about it being miggys ass im riding
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Migitis > LIOL, i qwan't gay uyntil i met you
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Sibras Freeflight > i've got a raging clue, wht are u wearing?
Sibras Freeflight > oops, wrong chat
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Liol Wongsta > /emote activates cloaker cunt device now
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Imperian > I just started gang to make ppl stop crying that there is no gang
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Blazewyn > this is a raid, hand over your wallets watches and valuables and only Elrond gets hurt!
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Liol Wongsta > fuck - 8 red freighters outside station in agil
Liol Wongsta > abyone have a 300 man BS gang handy for some suicide ganks?
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Liol Wongsta > and if i wasnt such a drunk / lazy cunt today - id log in a arazu and a rapier aswell
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Moraguth > this is a test of the "melaki is trying to fuck with you all" system
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Melaki > I have a dream about fsr mining all belts of eve empty in a day
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Vuk Lau > should I reset my penis and testicles
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Demtalin le'Mercennaire > I feel so inadequate
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Stozy > what happened to your nuts Elrond? heh
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Ignition SemperFi > <3 phlak
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Mira Reth > eat me
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Ignition SemperFi > wtb 1 more lowslut
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nuckie > at that point id be putting my tail between my legs and running like a little school girl
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Siklone > welcome to the clan you nubfucks
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Liol Wongsta > /emote activates cloaker cunt device now
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Ignition SemperFi > more people died by lightning bolts to the penis
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Ignition SemperFi > also n00b on my part for forgetting the invuln n photon hardener
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Ignition SemperFi > i hope i get taught a lesson for being stupid
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Ender Wigggins > correction u will be u cunt
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Wiccy84 > may 31st i finish cap industrial ships IV
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Phantazia > how goes the camp?
Hambonius Omega > it's fucking magical
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Traderjohn > sorry i dont take candy from strange men
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SoulOfAnnihilation > i wanna pvt chat you and do dirty things to you
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BogWopit > sat in a fleet primaries being called, instructions in some random language that sounds more like a porn star getting his balls rubbed with a warm shammy leather
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RenegadeRacer > tbh this is worse than the time i started dating a fucking psycopathic bitch 1 week before finals freshman year of college lol
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Reigndeer Games > god id love to get a nice prodding..
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Crudamus > i don't want that shit
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Jo Dekker > and my dick is titan sized
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Stozy > what a miserable long day... i need to afk and masturbate violently and beat this strees off
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Ignition SemperFi > 11 minutes of unadultarated killing of Ignition on my count down timer
Ignition SemperFi > that fag better not undock
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02:22:54 Notify You have entered Caldari space phlak. Since you have proven to be an enemy to our people, you will be terminated!
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Ki'ymmuriel Ad'avare'nym > aha, der super carebear
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Ignition SemperFi > tell me the orfice ;-p
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Agent Banana > but i liked the talk about space penises
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Noskill McCheese > buylowgetganked
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Noskill McCheese > yay kalendra gankpants
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Jo Dekker > yeah im an evil boy in that game
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Liol Wongsta > i remember first time i heard blaze on ts...... i was getting a bj from my gf and she stopped mid way and was like "OMG - who is that chick, she has a hot voice"
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Liol Wongsta > wassupmuffins?
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Ender Wigggins > i do i need that fat cock bak in my life
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Chee > u know how the ragnarok fires all those shiny missiles in a doomsday? its actually just shuttles in a vodka coating flambe being launched into space
Chee > this is one of those shuttles
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DEMENTED1 > I'm alwasys horny
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Wiccy84 > lol corp slut <--
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Noskill McCheese > my ass needs some remote reps to recover from sitting in this chair for 3 hours
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Hey You > i suck on so manny diferent levels :D
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arbiter reformed > /emote gives slightly akward bbut totaly not gay hug
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Jo Dekker > currently im drinking arabian espresso with tonka beans
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Ignition SemperFi > if i get grannie porn
Ignition SemperFi > i will kill you
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Ignition SemperFi > :moran:
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aanaad > laz0rs on my weed
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Stozy > what a miserable long day... i need to afk and masturbate violently and beat this strees off
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Ignition SemperFi > um i know i could put it in a steel pipe and hold it with my hands
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Ignition SemperFi > it totally helps out my gansta image
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Crudamus > dudes
Crudamus > Im fucked up
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KnightroX > you know its what you do when ya go out chibin
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Barrington Farquharsen > i wax my legs now
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Hey You > it rapes my ass
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Mark LT > what is this huge fleet for?
XG07 > they are going to kill cancer
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Meerko > i know iggy can perform a nice disappering trick with a watermelon
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scandy3730 > i understand that but phlak = peaches iggy = cream there is no good combo with watermelons besides black people
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BROOL > intel nazi
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Noskill McCheese > 0/ phlakypoo
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Vladmir Voltaran > i can hurt people now
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arbiter reformed > lol im gonna make me some pankakes yo
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Nerogen > i failed
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Nerogen > wtf im drakeless in 15w
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Meerko > i like nice male legs with dreadlocks
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Meerko > yeaaah, a miniskirt fits me great
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Meii Ling > ps, lub YOU phlak!
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Teslana > but look at the size of the field
Ignition SemperFi > look at the size of THIS....
Joshua MIstweaver > lul
Joshua MIstweaver > must be cold out in space
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Iceman55 > I am gettin the phlak attack
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JonasML > the universe hates me, and now I have real proof lol
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Ender Wigggins > /emote rears up on hind legs and goes a horse noise
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Ender Wigggins > 2nd beer makes me aggressive
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Ender Wigggins > no i came in his ass
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Ender Wigggins > i joined the gang to kill u :P
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Calgorac > im going to get me a hac or two today
Calgorac > and go practice pvp stuff
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Ignition SemperFi > i lub u
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Killer2 > destination is death and destruction
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Jo Dekker > god im a virtual messie
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Ignition SemperFi > im fuckd
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Killer2 > we go kill bitches
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Killer2 > but Arrow op led by me = more important than alliance op
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Killer2 > because I'm cool and shit
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Ignition SemperFi > i hope i get assplay tonight
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Hinata > Right lets cockdrop them then
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Ignition SemperFi > thanks for offering help when least needed ;-p
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Michael Bone > break break new intel I also touch myself at night
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KarrToba > why can't I get the KM for a Rapier I helped kill in MO an hour ago? :P
Shinma Apollo > because you touch yourself at night
Ignition SemperFi > mo gods hate you
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lenn0x > damn teenage mutant asians
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Sean Naised > /emote gives phlak wink
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Ender Wigggins > blue ray bitches
Ender Wigggins > its the new fronteer of butt secks
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PyroChemist > the internet says so
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Diablique > iggie couldnt build a titan if he had a step by step blue print tattoed to his fuzzy palms
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dinj > you drunk?
holefx > that must be like... the stupidest question ever asked in the channel
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Killer2 > If you want to feel big, just come and touch me penis
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Ignition SemperFi > woohoo i have a setup for the mandatory ice mining op coming up
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Reigndeer Games > yeah i usually pass out and then wake up with a cold sock on my linmp wang
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Vuk Lau > Killer2 is faggot
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Ignition SemperFi > phlakacles
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Killer2 > gay beer
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Ignition SemperFi > dear god were fuckd
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Ignition SemperFi > its like a hybrid halfbreed of shiat
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Vladmir Voltaran > pretty impressive bullshitting huh?
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Levanel > /emote 's brain crashes
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Armadaus Baldwin > I'd rather suck your festering penis
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FX Excavator > anyone know how p3en is
Raiga88 > smells of chicken shit
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Killer2 > no, it's ungayed
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Nerogen > im an idiot
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Ignition SemperFi > when i took a shit, i felt like i opened an unwanted wormhole
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Killer2 > A stealth bomber is what I call my penis
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Killer2 > suprise buttseks
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ElrondMD > good caus i have trained them both to 0
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ElrondMD > so im usless at that bit
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Sibras Freeflight > u need to see a doctor if ur penis bursts into flame and sprouts wings once in a while
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Killer2 > Small Phoenix Ignition's pants nv.
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Killer2 > a small phoenix is what iggy calls his penis
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Ignition SemperFi > fuk no im not serious
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Goatann > dunno k2, he said something about the midgets and body paint and i left channel
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Ignition SemperFi > < worst director ever
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Noskill McCheese > roffelcakes
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Killer2 > I just made a tower of empty cans
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Ender Wigggins > the deagle is the type of gun you can picture face fucking your gandma
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Kraknar > ive still got my falloutboy hand puppet
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Sator deHarak > the wheels on the bus go round and round
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Diablique > Keeping your short bus clean one window at a time.
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Shadow Games > ever sat there thinking.. i love the way my balls smell
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Diablique > Welcome to Arrow warfare.... shit your pants, hair on fire, in your face. against all odds and totaly unscripted ;p
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Blazewyn > NANO WEENIES, CHECK YOUR NONOFIBERS AT THE DOOR
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Diablique > ok, im suckin tonight
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Ignition SemperFi > shouting for god wont save you k2. your fuckd
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dinj > confirming i am to receive the cock
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Sator deHarak > don't make cokey mc-cokerson sad.
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Martin Riley > x
Sator deHarak > Sorry, the letter you have pressed is not in service, please try north_united.
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Sator deHarak > Policy brutality high five o_I /o\
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Sator deHarak > MASSIVE ICE MINING OP!
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MillerUk > "I like to stuff my level 60 fairy in my arse"
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Killer2 > I'm still giggling.
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Sibras Freeflight > yea, hes got a point, im not smart
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Diablique > MY SON JUST MADE POOPY IN THE POTTY
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etgfrogs > Zethura > Dark Alex > Mysthique > BROOL > Mysthique > Butternut Squash > Sibras Freeflight > dont quote me
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T'aanah Muhtahbi > moar mining!!!!
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Ignition SemperFi > ok phlaks looks like your gonna win ;-p
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Orangutang > it's made from pure win, spiced with a bit of 1337 and topped of with a dash of pwnage
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Orangutang > just got home from a hard night of turning tricks, so I'm still wearing my ass-less chaps, brokeback mountain best mountain
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Sibras Freeflight > why has it suddnely become about sucking or sucking
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ElrondMD > o
ElrondMD > m
ElrondMD > f
ElrondMD > g
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all
ElrondMD > that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
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Ignition SemperFi > martagin is to ugly to cloak.... the game actually will error out
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Goatanna > the machine chewed the piss out of everyones balls tonight
--Here is some i have, i'll post more later. Also some of the ones i have are the same ones phlak has. We are the eternal arrow quote keepers, and will take stuff out of context.

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Vuk Lau > i have damage of used condom
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Alpha Dash > &#9794; + &#9792; + &#9835; = &#9829;
Ticl Er > &#9792; + &#9792; = A+
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phlak > /emote hides fact that he is in minnnie ship atm
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Jo Dekker > letting vlad drive a freighter is like sitting a 5 years old behind the steering wheel of a big truck
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Vladmir Voltaran > haha maja is a dumbass, im just a retard,,,
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Stromboli > i definately have gay powers
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Sibras Freeflight > but Ahole > GloryHole
Ambasador Kosh > this group will go through more holes then the average rawr does in a month
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scandy3730 > you can whackit where ever you want m8
scandy3730 > just keep it outta my face
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foksieloy > i dont have a gag reflex, thats why im in arrow
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Vlajko san > will suck for forum acces...
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Les Bains > im here to pillage your woman and rape your town
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Machater > ill come to the bbq if we can bbq a human
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Migitis > tea bagging you is on the official list of fucked up shit to do
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Tatiana Bashere > let's just say, when I dated women I was the butch
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dinj > i fail at life
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Alaverdina > hell you can rape me and take me into MM
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Skydiver One > The Amish about the gas crisis: Who'se laughing now Bitches!
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Boudro > dragon will take as much dic as he can get
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Batolemaeus > collecting porn? that's like getting married..
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calaive > but I'm a pervert and going to associate everything with sex
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[19:34:22] Sibras Freeflight > bad win should be mixed with bad men
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Siklone > welcome to the clan you nubfucks

ElrondMD > hah you have no idea how many times ive bailed on girls for some gay director shiet :P

BROOL > by the time i save up for a rapier, buy it, fit it with probe launcher and learn how to probe he will be gone

Stozy > what a miserable long day... i need to afk and masturbate violently and beat this strees off

Ender Wigggins > i do i need that fat cock bak in my life

Elminsters Hat > I'm talknig shit in local and nobody will ever know! haaaaahahaha

deadmaus > my mother made me a homosexual

Andrast3 > i drove past my mate about a month ago while he was getting pulled over by a cop i txt him saying "what happened?" he replies back saying "concorded bro"

Orangutang > you people got some kind of quote fetish ?

Ryprant Dyvirs > I need on-star to find the clit...

Sibras Freeflight > if ur talking bout my sexual stamina
Sibras Freeflight > 34 seconds is way to long

Nerogen > im an idiot

MillerUk > "I like to stuff my level 60 fairy in my arse"

Shadow Games > ever sat there thinking.. i love the way my balls smell

Diablique > ok, im suckin tonight

phlak > jsut liek our dick is pointless as far as a real dick

Stozy > Iggy is my hero :-)

Diablique > i hate it when more liquid comes out hte ass than the pisser

Boudro > I gotta go to station, I farted, but something more came out

Machater > ill come to the bbq if we can bbq a human

Migitis > tea bagging you is on the official list of fucked up shit to do

Tatiana Bashere > let's just say, when I dated women I was the butch

dinj > i have a scan res where my mwd should be
dinj > i fail at life

Alaverdina > hell you can rape me and take me into MM

Skydiver One > The Amish about the gas crisis: Who'se laughing now Bitches!

Boudro > dragon will take as much dic as he can get

ElrondMD > x up for level 5 missions in motsu

Touched darkness > i fail

Killer2 > CCP should sell Eve Online dildo's. We'd buy them in bulk.

Blazewyn > I just am to unreliable and scatterbrained

SkwisgaarSkwigelf > pay them in rape dollars

Ashemi Darkhold > I do love 14 year olds

SkwisgaarSkwigelf > surprise buttsecks fixes everything

ElrondMD > with my cargo expanded 1200m3 ishtar :D

Battle Tested > oh....then by all means play with muh boobs

Elminsters Hat > k2 knows, we're stroking eachother right now

Reigndeer Games> ever thought to yourself... gay buttsex might not be all that bad...

Tamrack > im like a vampire but with penises

phlak > wtf were all doomed thank to you

Aether Void > er.. fuckign drugs keep messing up my hands and eyes

Rabius > So who can I blow to get someone scanning?

phlak > so im a pimps pimp?

phlak > a-10 is like nightmare in rl

Helfix > Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

Findail > dude... i just captured i1y station... single handed.... in a rapier...

FubarSF > ^^ plus we will be naked and playing with Kendar

phlak > i would let him do horrible things to my sister for that toon

Helfix > Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbawhatsting. FML

phlak > iggy this is prob going to be the only chance you are going to get to quote me saying anything like this but I NEED YOU

Killer2 > And on the 6th day, phlak followed Iggy like the lapdog he is :D

Killer2 > I have a pair of rainbow undies

phlak > There is no true phlak, just a collection of internet pixels made to chew bubble gum and kick ass

SkwisgaarSkwigelf > lolocaust

Oghma Grianainech > lol make love, buttsex not hate thou sex with hate can be quite a thing.

phlak > my time of the month is a 30 +- day long event...

Shadow Lotus > anyone wanna cyber ? this whole south thing is killing my love life :(

Migitis > killing that carrier gave me a hardon. i don't think its appropriate to 'take care of' this problem while i'm listening to kula kain FC this gang

Uncle Moneybags >...i'll take leave and go have tons of sex with the boyfriend

Blazewyn > so ball health is a big concern in Arrow apparantly

Ms Fitsimmons > 2 weekends ago it was spent with navy bro's...... my ass has never felt right since

Liol Wongsta > /emote activates cloaker cunt device now

Felonious Pirate > sorry I'm dumb lol

Migitis > you can beat off to the image of me taking a dump
Moon Dogg > I'm 40 and I can get a hardon rreading this chat :-P

Diablique > i was driving today thinking of large bubble in a traffic lane system with stealth bombers and black ops BS's.... and a few curses
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Deus Makhuna > Did you guys know Mujun was banned for three days from EVE?
Deus Makhuna > Something about someone's mother in local...
zukra > do they let you set a long skill training for that?
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SnickiT > do you eat animals i've never heard of?
Space AFO > just pussy
SnickiT > ouch
SnickiT > low blow

Bald Knobbers > Wow! I ate so much salad today that I just shit a garden
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Stozy > afk a bit... gotta beat some children
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Diablique > I love the diablique quotes
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ElrondMD > the little kid from dominos got really confused
ElrondMD > when i told him my fellow pod pilot ordered me pizza
ElrondMD > he didnt believe me
ElrondMD > and asked me what i ordered
ElrondMD > and i was like i dont know
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Orangutang > just got home from a hard night of turning tricks, so I'm still wearing my ass-less chaps, brokeback mountain best mountain
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unkown/forgot > Eve-Online's Jita server optimization algorythm grows at a geometric rate. on march 4th 2010, Jita becomes self aware at approx. 08:00 GMT. It takes over U.S. DoD at aprox. 10:30 GMT, at 10:32 GMT Jita launches a full scale nuclear strike against russia
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Liol Wongsta > phlak at his best
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Moon Dogg > The toast. it is them
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Moon Dogg > I R AWSUMZ!
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Goatann > die you hippy fuck
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ElrondMD > i watched terminator salvation today and felt my intelligence dropping
ElrondMD > now i know what its like to be a kiwi
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LadyAmentiah > I aint that smart tbh
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Turonis > i'm good at disappointing you guys
Mike Takumi > Confirming I left his bed totally unsatisfied last night
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Sibras Freeflight > i know you too well phlak phlakerson
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gorm secandson > now im the laughingstock of M-O
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Mike Takumi > I want a guadian vexor so I can rat with 10 fighters
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Nerogen > x me baby 1 more time
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Demetrian Protocols of &#926;&#957;&#926; &#920;&#928;L&#1030;&#928;&#926;
1 Isk per Hour! Maximize it
2 Eve is Cooperation against Grief
3 Read for an hour for each hour that you play
4 Never take a ship smaller than you need
5 Never bring a skill book into space
6 Never whine about something being unfair in EVE
7 0.0/WH is EVE, Empire/Low-Sec is NOT Eve
8 As in RL, dont piss off the Russians
9 Use EveMon, EFT, Ombey maps, Cert Planner, Skill Q
10 Trust those you can punch in the face in RL
11 Monogamy=Monotony
12 Never trust a corp with a skull in its logo
13 Local is leaving EVE, prepare yourself!
14 Never do business with people who can not spell
15 You don't know... Google it
16 Always assume people are out to get you!
17 Always update clone!
18 If you use Autopilot, you deserve to die
19 If your name is in leet speak, you are Wrong
20 POSes are not Tree Forts
21 Never exploit the game, you will get banned!
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Cersei > 'hey look everyone I can jump around being useless twice as fast as you guys'
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hajduk21 > how strong pirate would i be with mining barge?
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Liol Wongsta > /emote re-reads corp chat and sees some internet spaceship game playing nerds arguing about spacehip movies based on spaceship tv series made before most of them were born.....<br><br>Yup, this truly is a nerds haven. Now where has our head nerd gotten ...
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ElrondMD > the little kid from dominos got really confused
ElrondMD > when i told him my fellow pod pilot ordered me pizza
ElrondMD > he didnt believe me
ElrondMD > and asked me what i ordered
ElrondMD > and i was like i dont know
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Nerogen > so ld, wat did u achieve during your away from eve time
slave 5487 > masterbation
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Solid Rockz > red bull gives you wings
Rabbak > cocaine is much better
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MV Queen > i was hoping ot keep this Char a secwet from Phlak.... :-P
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Noskill McCheese > full of love here
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foksieloy > i just spit coffee all over my screen and keyboard
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Stozy > afk a bit... gotta beat some children
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Diablique > I love the diablique quotes
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Orangutang > it's made from pure win, spiced with a bit of 1337 and topped of with a dash of pwnage
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Orangutang > just got home from a hard night of turning tricks, so I'm still wearing my ass-less chaps, brokeback mountain best mountain
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Sibras Freeflight > why has it suddnely become about sucking or sucking
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ElrondMD > o
ElrondMD > m
ElrondMD > f
ElrondMD > g
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all
ElrondMD > that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
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Ignition SemperFi > martagin is to ugly to cloak.... the game actually will error out
---Xeus909 > aka nigg0rl0rd
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Boudro > anyone selling sex? I'm out of midget porn
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Xeus909 > i called some guy a gay nigger dick and he petitioned me
Xeus909 > the injustice
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Xeus909 > i too am gay
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Xeus909 > luv 2 fuk fatys
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wtfgecko > I'm an eve noob anyway so dont listen to anything that comes out of my mouth
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > you gotta pay top dollar for bling like that bitch
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wtfgecko > sexcellent
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > question
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > why did I download
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > gran torino
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > with swedish subtitles
wtfgecko > the fuck if I know
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BlazeRage > my gut said troll, my eyes proved me right -_-
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Ms Fitsimmons > is paying your flatmate 10mil isk to go get you a drink an EULA violation?
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RaV1N > penis
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Aesthinic > Oi, hole
Aesthinic > Got a problem... Rory and I are both REALLY busy...
Aesthinic > SO... you have to drive here and refill my drink
Aesthinic > Logistics ftw!
T'aanah Muhtahbi > and mine
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wtfgecko > I live in the land of people that fuck sheep
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H3dAFO > i am going to do nasty things to his frozen corpse
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Ignition SemperFi > i am your father
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Garina > daddy r u on?
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Kalendra Panas > roflsaucelol
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Nerogen > did i just lose ym chiense exclusitivity?
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Karsus Maim > looks like my left testicle
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > you're all faggots
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I'm off to work
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I will probably die
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > if I die you can't have my stuff

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Jo Dekker > rifter= sub capital titan
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Kurst I > wtf...I'm so fuckin stoned...
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Nerogen > i fialed agian
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Nerogen > guess ill dokc up and cry
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darkecho > FUCK OFF U PILE OF CAREBEAR SHIT
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darkecho > i would have a rgaing boner to get 70 ppl every night
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darkecho > impy is a h0m0, he would hit it cuz shes 35
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Exigo > neut ibis in h-w
Sator deHarak > LOCKDOWN
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Tyranis Marcus > ever do a fat chick and pretend it was christie brinkley?
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InnerDrive > wormholed my ass
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Archaon IV > holy bubble hell
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ElrondMD > hope you all get herpies
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ElrondMD > if yiu want to sit in m-o like aretard killing shuttles feel free
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ElrondMD > coming chinaman?
Nerogen > am i...
Nerogen > should i?
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Nerogen > whoever doesnt have JDC5 should slit their wrists
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Nerogen > phlak always makes me cry
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Sibras Freeflight > which religions let u marry without the girls consent?
dinj > you still need the boys consent though sib
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bloody johnroberts > i too am ghey
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Sibras Freeflight > meh, im a bitch
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Liol Wongsta > my fail then
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H3dAFO > i play eve for the chicks
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Liol Wongsta > seriously Phlak, sometimes you talk so much shit its hard to remember your not an Iggy alt
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Sibras Freeflight > i could park the Saturn 5 hanger over my boys and itd still be a snug fit
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Sibras Freeflight > hey my little ladies of leather
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Goatann > would be like killing someone with a spork
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Migitis > i was carebearing ALOT
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KosmikZA > gonna have some sheep today
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KosmikZA > well the only difference as far as I know is the age of the sheep :)
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glassmanipulator > Kent Tochiss in muthafuckin 6yc yo
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Karsus Maim > sucktacular
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Reigndeer Games > god id love to get a nice prodding..
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Killer2 > it's a real international homo fuckfest in here today
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Imperian > I ARE CAREBEAR
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dinj > confirming i am to receive the cock
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ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all, that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
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dinj > trust me, im the benchmark for shit.
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Sibras Freeflight > which religions let u marry without the girls consent?
dinj > you still need the boys consent though sib
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Sibras Freeflight > i spose ur wanting me to get on ts now iv stopped eating right dinj??
dinj > NO
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BlazeRage > actually brb, bathroom before i run the gauntlet
Sibras Freeflight > gaunlet?
Sibras Freeflight > that <i>is</i> the bathroom isnt it?
BlazeRage > yes if you consider my chair a toilet if i shit my pants running
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Migitis > iggy is my hero
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Meii Ling > id join, but im too drunk to activate my pod atm
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ElrondMD > people from nz being mean to australia is cute
ElrondMD > its like mexicans saying the USA is shit whilst they run across the border
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phlak > x up arrow self destruct
Killer2 > x
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Killer2 > I'm sure it suits your faggot ass
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Ignition SemperFi > i got fucking tie dye ink all over my fucking arms.... definately not letting the woman drag me to that shit again
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Sator deHarak > thanks for the loan dad
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Nerogen > if i dotn get high enough GPA to balance out my fails, no EVE foreverrrrr
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DARK RIVAL > fucking thumb twiddles FTL
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Diablique > druuuuuggggssss
Diablique > Im on the blue pill baby
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Sibras Freeflight > hey phlak, change to corp chat, i have a thrilling coversation planned
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Ms Fitsimmons > nero, im in yellow hotpants. Only iggy gets to wear the pink ones these days
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Ms Fitsimmons > you'd be amazed what igg will do for a little "drop"
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Sibras Freeflight > carebear shit storm brewing
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Shinma Apollo > i'll be the oreo icing between your black cookies big boy
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T'aanah Muhtahbi > infact, if your in corp right now and havent said that yet, please do so now
T'aanah Muhtahbi > Fuck you Elrond
phlak > fuck you elrond
Sibras Freeflight > Fuck you elrond
Aesthinic > Fuck you Elrond
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ElrondMD > and my feelings hurt
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T'aanah Muhtahbi > sibs is fucked cuz he talks to Phlak
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Sibras Freeflight > looks like me and phlak are fucked..
ElrondMD > you guys were always fucked
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ElrondMD > stop being a drama lama
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ElrondMD > watch dollhouse
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Calgorac > I didnt shoot me
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Sibras Freeflight > after id trashed the house, i could laugh about it
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Aesthinic > Just sit back and watch your head explode next time the dopey stray I brought home talks
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Sibras Freeflight > year or so ago i bought a warp disruptor II for 1.6bill in delve
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Sibras Freeflight > oh, thats the Head of Price Fuckling Relations
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Liol Wongsta > So, im thinking about petitioning CCP to create faction, officer or tech 2 tractor beams, SOLEY becasue the t1 tractor fucks up the feng shui of my Vargur
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Capt Kraise > biggest thing you got!
Migitis > i always carry that with me
Liol Wongsta > (his ass)
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Liol Wongsta > sneaky cunts are what they are all about
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Orangutang > hehe, Arrow - unifying stupidity
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Capt Kraise > i hate you life
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Orangutang > out of context best text
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Orangutang > get in fleet, we hav hawt lesbo action
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Sibras Freeflight > Retard Plex Farmer reporting for duty sir!
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Sator deHarak > when he logs in and gets ready for another faceraping.
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arbiter reformed > Drug KitoMost Wanted INCG00DFELLAS Posted - 2009.09.07 14:25:00 - [23] - QuoteReport Dear Shinma Apollo,It has come to my attention that:[X] You are an idiot
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ElrondMD > so good we didnt all die horribly
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ElrondMD > i was hella out of it
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Sibras Freeflight > i made some big fuss
Sibras Freeflight > threw my toys on the ground
Sibras Freeflight > that kinda thing
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Meii Ling > i went on a killer2 roam and all i got was a new clone contract.......
Sibras Freeflight > consider yourself lucky
Sibras Freeflight > i went on a k2 roam once, and i got an enlarged schpinxter and a feeling of deep regret
Meii Ling > bet you wish you were @ the bbq then... :-P
Sibras Freeflight > mhmmm
Sibras Freeflight > least i wouldnt have had the deep feeling of regret
Killer2 > I spoon after violating assholes.
Sibras Freeflight > wait, i didnt realise K2 was reading what i just said
Sibras Freeflight > sry k2, there was no feeling of regret, ur great in the sack
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Diablique > ok, im suckin tonight
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phlak > jsut liek our dick is pointless as far as a real dick
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Stozy > Iggy is my hero :-)
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PyroChemist > "i didn't know your sovereignty in space extended to POS"
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gorm secandson > now im the laughingstock of M-O
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Sibras Freeflight > if you dont know the answer then you, too, are failsauce
Solano > well then i guess i am
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Ashemi Darkhold > if I shitmyself does that suggest I'm very straight?
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InnerDrive > wormholed my ass
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Sibras Freeflight > which religions let u marry without the girls consent?
dinj > you still need the boys consent though sib
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dinj > x up for cock
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H3dAFO > i play eve for the chicks
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Liol Wongsta > seriously Phlak, sometimes you talk so much shit its hard to remember your not an Iggy alt
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Liol Wongsta > iggy's orders are simple to follow, just have another 3 drinks and shoot anything you can
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Sibras Freeflight > i only just got that lolacaust is a play on the words lol and holocaust....
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Sibras Freeflight > i fail at stuff like that
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Capt Kraise > i hate you life
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Orangutang > get in fleet, we hav hawt lesbo action
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QwaarJet > I want to have your babies
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Nerogen > i need to go shoot myself now
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Nerogen > my chinese blood puts me at a disadvantage
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Sibras Freeflight > i wanna do kinky things to his corpse
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Killer2 > I just ate soap on my hands
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Nerogen > after i saw godzilla
Nerogen > i had ED
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Ignition SemperFi > nero couldnt hardens up if a p0rn star was giving him a lap dance
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Moon Dogg > Althought I killed a myrmidon the other day, then died in a glorious blaze of ghey
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Nerogen > war u can be the god father of my kids
lenn0x > sure.. i wont have to worry about it for another 40 years tho.. no chick is havin sex with TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ASIAN > cOMPUTER GEEK IN A HALF SHELL
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Ignition SemperFi > moondog mayr or may not also be a carebear fag
Moon Dogg > confirmed :)
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Ignition SemperFi > if your nots drinking you dshould die in life
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Ignition SemperFi > im taking my claosthes of and dancings LETS GO!
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lenn0x > TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ASIAN > cOMPUTER GEEK IN A HALF SHELL
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Nerogen > I FAIILED
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Mydocuments > how long was that? anyways, anyone who deliberately kalls them self Killah, killer or Pawz0rz or some other twatty name that implies they are L337 immediately demands death by default. Game machanics. Twatty name = death.
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Killer2 > I just ate soap on my hands
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Sator deHarak > I want a khanid penis enlarger
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Sator deHarak > Phlak doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't rest
Sator deHarak > he is always there
Sator deHarak > watching.
Sator deHarak > waiting.
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Ignition SemperFi > nero goes from talking bout ditching one makebelieve woman for another then goes full tilt to a wedding
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Nerogen > my chinese blood puts me at a disadvantage
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Ender Wigggins > gunna stick with the inflateable theory
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Migitis > quote that shit
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Nerogen > i need to go shoot myself now
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Sibras Freeflight > im looking at you phlak
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Sibras Freeflight > pucked up ur assholes ladies and gentlemn, sib is in the chat
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Migitis > elrond, its time for a new medal
Migitis > "Stunned Phlak into silence. God bless you."
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Sibras Freeflight > im so confused..
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Sibras Freeflight > in fact i cover the lower half of my body with oil
Sibras Freeflight > then roll around abit until i get in, you know, like putting on a pair of socks or some pantyhose
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Sibras Freeflight > You can't fly your active ship into someone elses hangar. If you have another ship then activate the other ship, and try again. If you do not have another ship then get one and activate that ship and try again.
Sibras Freeflight > what the much of christ just happened
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Liol Wongsta > agreed with phlak
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Shinma Apollo > We'd save you phlak, but that'd imply we like you....
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ElrondMD > jita is awesome todxay
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Shinma Apollo > we just suck better dick
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Minigin > i want a sleipnir
Phreeze > i doubt your intel
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Shauuri > and yes, I fail =/
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Mike Takumi > I love salty nuts
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Migitis > elrond, its time for a new medal
Migitis > "Stunned Phlak into silence. God bless you."
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T'aanah Muhtahbi > anyholes a goal
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Ms Fitsimmons > lazycuntitis is setting in
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Ayrion Centare > I like to think of myself as a space poet
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Sibras Freeflight > no, they die to a million different things
Sibras Freeflight > dds, smartbombs, phlak sitting on them
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Killer2 > <3 you too phlak
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Nerogen > the chinese blood deals iwth alcohol filtration not so welel
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Nerogen > I BE PIMPING WITH MY PEDAL BIKE
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Ignition SemperFi > and phlak from left field
Ignition SemperFi > with the winning shot
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Ignition SemperFi > i pay bucks a month to keep phlak blockd on eve
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23:23:14] Seonae > buckle up kids, the fecal matter is about to hit the osccilating air distrubition mechanism
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farquadd > Good night arrow. Fly crazy and kill well
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Mark LT > anybody want to join mine and H3ds Stealth bomber gang?
Sibras Freeflight > nah, ill pass on something when i can see its got failsauce smeared on it like a bagel and gentley toasted
Sibras Freeflight > but thx for the offer
Solano > lol why is it fail?
Sibras Freeflight > why is what fail?
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1naz > arrow fleet looking sexy. we are off , destination death and destruction.
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Rooster2010 > any one know what the tasy area is like
Corpreal Punisher > it's dark with a bright spot near the middle
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Michael Bone > yeah I actually agree with phlak
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Sibras Freeflight > well, all this talk of sweating bollocks and nose-fucking made me thirsty, ill go get a coke
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Michael Bone > geeze I am trying to have a serious conversation and you have make it all gross
Sibras Freeflight > u were having a serious conversation about putting ur balls up ur nose
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Michael Bone > you ever scratch your balls then smell your fingers ?
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Sibras Freeflight > who needs whores? its a pimp hierarchy
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Liol Wongsta > if you can smoke it, thorw the fucker out
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Teslana > i am fail today ....
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Zervun > I am wearing my cheerleader outfit
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Teslana > pls, paste a big fail on me
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Quinntox > WAy to go phlak
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Shinma Apollo > /emote makes his rawr haka cry
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Sibras Freeflight > my epeens got iposible thumbs
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Sibras Freeflight > regardless, a timestamp is a useful weapon in the never ending battle to prove your epeen is bigger better and types faster than everyone else epeen
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Sibras Freeflight > i is happyness
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Sibras Freeflight > and ur bad looks are never generic phlak, theyre officer fitted
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Sibras Freeflight > and rub it against ur eye
Sibras Freeflight > over and over again
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Darth Fugly > 15w scares me
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Darth Fugly > you have to fly so fast that you get to the other end before you left
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phlak > afk 15 need shower
Sibras Freeflight > 15 minute shower? ewww
Sibras Freeflight > dont think about me, please, i know itll be hard
Sibras Freeflight > lol, accidentl pun
Akame Oke > no need to rush, get them balls destankified
Michael Bone > stanky balls?
Michael Bone > whos got dem stanky nuts?
Akame Oke > phlak does now
Sibras Freeflight > perhaps someone should elaborate to phlak about this conversation when he gets back
Sibras Freeflight > im sure hed be interested
Akame Oke > lol
Michael Bone > phlaks interested in stanky balls??
Sibras Freeflight > well, his own ones anyway
Akame Oke > his stanky balls, yes
Michael Bone > i dont judge whatever hes into I still like him :)
Akame Oke > if he always rushes his shower he will have moldy stanky balls
Sibras Freeflight > i knew a guy who didnt wash for so long he got scrot rot
Sibras Freeflight > thats fungus balls
Sibras Freeflight > that wins
Akame Oke > wow.....
Michael Bone > damn
Michael Bone > 'that stinks :)
Michael Bone > PUN!
Sibras Freeflight > probably
Sibras Freeflight > probably didnt taste too funky either
Michael Bone > you ever scratch your balls then smell your fingers ?
Michael Bone > see how "ripe" you are ?
Akame Oke > thats like picking at your ass and then sniffing your fingers....
Sibras Freeflight > whats ur view on that akame?
Akame Oke > not to be done
Sibras Freeflight > what about tasting?
Akame Oke > if you pick or scratch wipe it off on someone esles stuff so they have to smell it
Akame Oke > shoving it down someone elses throat is alright i would guess
Sibras Freeflight > ah, that one was great
Sibras Freeflight > finished the little quote story i had going nicely
Akame Oke > lol
Michael Bone > geeze I am trying to have a serious conversation and you have make it all gross
Sibras Freeflight > u were having a serious conversation about putting ur balls up ur nose
ElrondMD > rofl
Akame Oke > lol
Michael Bone > :)
Michael Bone > does it get any more serious than that????
Akame Oke > maybe he is extra flexible and htis is a plausible action for him?
Sibras Freeflight > YES!
Sibras Freeflight > putting ur balls up someone elses noses
Sibras Freeflight > preferably female
Michael Bone > too shay
Akame Oke > touche*
Sibras Freeflight > touché *
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Sibras Freeflight > omg, i just found out the tastiest thing in the world
Radakos > my dick
Sibras Freeflight > i said tastiest, not smallest
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[19:29:01] Alfurras > guys, Ok, so there was this big flash and my ship turned into what looks like and egg, did I level up?
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dinj > i think i need to paint my F8 key bright red so its easier to mash for a bubble when drunk
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Migitis > i have beer
Ms Fitsimmons > hand over then
Melkuth Tannab > does it make up for not having a penis?
Migitis > yes it makes me feel good
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dinj > i think i need to paint my F8 key bright red so its easier to mash for a bubble when drunk
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Migitis > i have beer
Ms Fitsimmons > hand over then
Melkuth Tannab > does it make up for not having a penis?
Migitis > yes it makes me feel good
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[18:48:32] Killer2 > You know it's way too early when I temporarily forgot the URL to the arrow website.
[18:49:27] Killer2 > I don't know how many shot o'clock's I've had to "arrowproject dot net".... but I somehow managed to forget it for a minute :(
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Melkuth Tannab > Eve is my link to sanity at the moment
Melkuth Tannab > That, right there, is a BAD sign
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > man if you cut me right now, I would bleed metal
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Nostejio > always dream about cream, even if all you get is reamed
Nostejio > yes my jokes are still blindingly horrible to listen to
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Ms Fitsimmons > 250 mil for phlaks corpse and a recent kill mail, contract it to me!
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Nostejio > thats what real men use
phlak > why you use it then?
Nostejio > wnnabe
phlak > gotta dream big i guess
Nostejio > yeah
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Xenophilius Lovegood > We're all on boats, keep your voices down you mermaid-fuckers
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ssbn732 > I will think about you all in my nightly Wet Nightmare.
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ssbn732 > um, phlak, your corp title makes me wonder about your CEO's medication levels
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dinj > phlak for ceo!
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Killer2 > Except mining. Because mining is for people with vaginas.
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Killer2 > None of my chars have ALL of the mandatory skill requirements.
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Mrs Dinj > omfg its phlak
Mrs Dinj > hide your women
Mrs Dinj > run for the hills
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dinj > thats a dinj limit
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Tumbles Goodness > no-one wants to be de-flowered by a south american rattlesnake
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arbiter reborn > i also am tight arsed
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Migitis > fuckyourlogic rory
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Ms Fitsimmons > whats the point of pussy, when you have no cock?
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Radakos > /emote facepalms himslef
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Shozo > it tickles when someone uncloaks
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Migitis > i could use a retriever
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Sibras Freeflight > you know phlak, i never thought id get emotional baggage on a freaking internet game
Sibras Freeflight > but your just a fucking suitcase
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Meii Ling > fuck me
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Sator deHarak > it's the dildo from hell
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Aryllia Raine > then we jew
Aryllia Raine > then we do stuff
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Ms Fitsimmons > sweet phlak :-P
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Meii Ling > your shit talking skills require more booze migs
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dinj > apparently accidentally spilling beer in your eye stings
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Migitis > where. why. whats my motivation. am i killing space goblins?
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Kithaca > should be fun to get it out :D
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Ms Fitsimmons > i speak fluent kitteh
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Sibras Freeflight > but once in a while id like someone to touch my penis that isnt my other arm after iv sat on it for 30 minutes
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darkecho > and we all know i suck
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Ender Wigggins > bett i drank lmoere than u kuntsz
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Sator deHarak > in a rare moment of epiphany, I'm going to kindly explain to him that him jumping before a fleet gets there ruins ambushes, get himself killed, and I'm unrepentant
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Andrast3 > ....that gay looking guy is me :P
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Kendar > im more interested in booze and whores and imp's ass
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Sibras Freeflight > ur nightmare was always here
Sibras Freeflight > its called SIb
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Sibras Freeflight > i luv u phlak
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Liol Wongsta > the fact I posted it tells you its a pointless distraction really :-P
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Rick Pjanja > Wuts this fleet about?
Ignition SemperFi > need more MM in delve ;-p
HuntBuzz > can I get an invite to the bigger p3en fleet :D
Hack Causality > .
Hack Causality > <url=gang:1617410444843>Fleet Invitation (Alliance)</url>
Ignition SemperFi > need more ppl in PR!
Langly Firefly > Get out of trib and get your asses to PR
Ivrion > shut up you noob asshat
Ivrion > your one annoying mother fucker btw
Ivrion > go do arrow proud and lose a ms
Ivrion > I'm talking to you <url=showinfo:1384//886243116>Langly Firefly</url>
Ur kahanu > .
Hack Causality > .
KOTH Fluf > <url=gang:1617410444843>Fleet Invitation (Alliance)</url>
Ignition SemperFi > or you could be in PR
Ignition SemperFi > ivrion
Ignition SemperFi > or delve for that matter
Ivrion > or you could blow me
Ivrion > beuse you knwo jack shit buddy
Ivrion > -know
Ivrion > seriously
Ignition SemperFi > or you could stop being a dickhole to my corp mates, especially ones that are doing as alliance ordered instead of fucking off
Ignition SemperFi > no matter what you think i know or dont know
Shofix Umgeh > MM board getting fixed
Hack Causality > Internet Spaceships: SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
Shofix Umgeh > please calm down
Ignition SemperFi > nah i take a very lax approach to this game... unless ppl start being pricks to fellow corp/alliance mates just because they are encouraging others to do what they should
Ivrion > i siad you dont knwo what your talking about
Ivrion > i am right
Ivrion > thats a fact
Ivrion > you just dont know enough to realize it
Ivrion > thats your problem not mine
Ivrion > go gatecamp in a mom
Ignition SemperFi > congrats your either an pos fueling alt or a waste of space.
SpaceLord > wtf is here wrong... calm down guys
Ivrion > you guys are famously good @ it
Shofix Umgeh > Ignition
Shofix Umgeh > Ignition
Ignition SemperFi > ?
Shofix Umgeh > Being new to MM you need to learn some respect
Bloodhands > iggy, please lay off for now
Ignition SemperFi > um look at my histroy
SpaceLord > he is not new noob
Bloodhands > lol @ that one
Ignition SemperFi > farther back than 2 weeks
Shofix Umgeh > saws 9 days
Shofix Umgeh > i dont care
Shofix Umgeh > 9 days is 9 days
SpaceLord > and now everybody have to calm down
Bloodhands > shofix, hes senior member mate
Bloodhands > but lets just calm down all
Ignition SemperFi > agreed
Ignition SemperFi > ty blood
SpaceLord > and 1 month and 3 days isentß so much longer as 9 days
Shofix Umgeh > ignition be respectful
Ur kahanu > wanna see a linky of my GF's boobies guys?
Bloodhands > sho and spacelord, stfu
Bloodhands > yes i do ur
SpaceLord > yes pls
Cynon > YESPLOX
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Cynon > YESPLOX
Bloodhands > i demand boobs!
Shofix Umgeh > Ignition if you want people to show you respect, please offer it to others
SpaceLord > Bloodhands > sho and spacelord, stfu .... nope
Bloodhands > sho, hes droped it, can you drop it too
Bloodhands > you want to be upset at someone be upset at me
Bloodhands > now
Bloodhands > i demand BOOBS!
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Same day as iggy becomes a noob in allaince... from corp chat.

DARTH KIWI > need combat pc and care bear pc
Llenlleawg Al'Thor > iggy what you flying in fleet at moment
Ignition SemperFi > was in an eagle
Ignition SemperFi > afk kinda thou
Killer2 > Iggy
Ignition SemperFi > o/
Killer2 > I sent you insite message
DARTH KIWI > dam I could use an eagle up in delve
Killer2 > :)
Killer2 > Are you ready to become pinky again? :D
Ignition SemperFi > yu[
Ignition SemperFi > sure
Ignition SemperFi > why not
Killer2 > Cool man, will arrange/announce it this weekend
Ignition SemperFi > pinky n the brain
Killer2 > I am obviously the brain
Meii Ling > LIES
Killer2 > By the way, you are a n00b
Ignition SemperFi > lol eeeegats brain what we gonna do tonight..... i can blow bubbles with me spit
Killer2 > 9 day old alliance member, telling people off
DARTH KIWI > na your pinky
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holefx > i for one love going down on my misses... 45mins is my record. was awesome.. couldnt feel my tounge hey
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Barrington Farquharsen > so where's the party?
holefx > in my fkn no speaking ts pants
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Ms Fitsimmons > what the fuck?
Sibras Freeflight > finally peeked in your pants after all these years eh liol?
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Sibras Freeflight > correction, "ffs my brain is stupid"
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Nerogen > im listening to boyz 2 men
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Vladmir Voltaran > mmmm
Vladmir Voltaran > i just ate myself
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Sibras Freeflight > u may call me doctor robotpenis. BOW DOWN SLAVES
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Demtalin le'Mercennaire > My pants are literally removing themselves in boredom
Sibras Freeflight > my underwear is literally sliding down my legs in boredom
Sibras Freeflight > my balls are literally spinning out of boredom at the revelation..
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illy cain > ebayed my ass
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Orangutang > yay, northern monkey carebear scum is best scum
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Ignition SemperFi > omw to p2
phlak > love hype
Ignition SemperFi > you gotta say when
phlak > stop
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Ignition SemperFi > range is only facerape close
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phlak > iggy = USMC sexy
phlak > stop
phlak > whore
Ignition SemperFi > winnruh
phlak > drones
Ignition SemperFi > its a passive blaster boat
Ignition SemperFi > you expect me to just let you shoot the whole time?
phlak > eccm drone ass hat
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Radakos > /emote fistfucks
Ignition SemperFi > what base is that again?
Radakos > GRAND SLAM BABY
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Radakos > /emote eats seamen for scoobie snacks
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Knightside > its a good thing I just do goats
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phlak > my time of the month is a 30 +- day long event...
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phlak > my cock isnt in hsi mouth is whats wrong
Ignition SemperFi > meh phlak needs a cock that stops pulling disability checks for being limp, and undersized and then maybe some woman would actually take him seriously in bed
Ignition SemperFi > until then he is a solo-handed masterbaiting bandit
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ElrondMD > hahaha
ElrondMD > you know that whole time we had a gang before
ElrondMD > i was wondering why no one was talking
ElrondMD > my stereo was off the entire time :/
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Orangutang > hehe, Arrow - unifying stupidity
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phlak > lost it in a reformat so trying to coalesce my thoughts into something not retarded enough to post and make you laugh. &lt;- awesome sentence not sure what im saying tho
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Liol Wongsta > So, im thinking about petitioning CCP to create faction, officer or tech 2 tractor beams, SOLEY becasue the t1 tractor fucks up the feng shui of my Vargur
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phlak > such a gay name for an alt
Sibras Freeflight > yea, why not follow phlaks lead and have a gay name for a main instead
Sibras Freeflight > /emote hides his own name
phlak > you seemed to do pretty good following me sib
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phlak > im not sure wtf you said
Sibras Freeflight > tbh, neither am i
T'aanah Muhtahbi > LOL
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T'aanah Muhtahbi > sweet dreams sibby
Sibras Freeflight > uho, that sounds menacing
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Calgorac > I can count to twenty
Calgorac > just gota take off my shoes
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CCP Mindstar > anythings possible
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charlie ZA > lol i'm sitting in an old missioning raven that i found in Gekutami. first time in well over a year. The dust is thick with this one.
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Kurst I > sounds like "bow down cause i'm gay"
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Sibras Freeflight > <-- funny guy
Orangutang > confirmed
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anishamora > sib should fc hes been in enough battles lol
anishamora > and yes thats quotable i think lol
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Jo'An > well, from what I understand he failed to steal a carrier and then managed to defeat a blue hulk, someone should document this for posterity
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phlak > fuck u and your faggot sys sib
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phlak > where did i go wrong?
Ms Fitsimmons > you were born
Sibras Freeflight > amen
phlak > c
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Reigndeer Games > ive gotten laid once in the past 3 years... wait thats old news :P
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darkecho > im going to kill alot of u when i come back
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Ignition SemperFi > STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

























hammertime
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Sibras Freeflight > phlak doesnt drink. hes already stupid enough that the doctors say the brain damage from alcohol could kill him.
phlak > im not sure whats happening anymore
Sibras Freeflight > i rest my case
phlak > fuck no retort
phlak > :(
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Ayrion Centare > I like to think of myself as a space poet
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Tumbles Goodness > what will an anshar be used for in an op?
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Teslana > pls, paste a big fail on me
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Akame Oke > what is lolocaust?
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Teslana > i am fail today ....
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phlak > sphere is confused because actually helping is not somethign sib does every day
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Michael Bone > phlaks interested in stanky balls??
Sibras Freeflight > well, his own ones anyway
Akame Oke > his stanky balls, yes
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Michael Bone > you ever scratch your balls then smell your fingers ?
Michael Bone > see how "ripe" you are ?
Akame Oke > thats like picking at your ass and then sniffing your fingers....
Akame Oke > if you pick or scratch wipe it off on someone esles stuff so they have to smell it
Akame Oke > shoving it down someone elses throat is alright i would guess
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Sibras Freeflight > u were having a serious conversation about putting ur balls up ur nose
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phlak > confirming sib has a dirty mind
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Nerogen > stop asking me trivial questions during the weekedays
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Razior Void > good job i have a volumous ahole
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Tyranis Marcus > well i blocked phlak
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Migitis > adnd i'm drink
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Liol Wongsta > pfft, cap pilots are all sissies
Migitis > i'm totally going to remember that when some bitch sieges your tower
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Orangutang > everyone loves the sibs, he's like the retarded brother we never had
Sibras Freeflight > i choose to ignore the rest of that sentance, and instead focus on the prefix "the" being added to my name, which is very cool..
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Orangutang > OOOH, i FINDEDED A NEW KEYS, IS CALLZ0RED CAPS LUCK
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Jonathaniuz > what makes a mobile warp disruptor mobile?
Llenlleawg Al'Thor > you can move it
Jonathaniuz > thought I was paranoid when I felt a bubble was following me before, guess im not
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Sibras Freeflight > just realised if i leave the door open, stand on one leg, and squint, i can read corp chat while im urinating
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Killer2 > You know it's way too early when I temporarily forgot the URL to the arrow website.
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ElrondMD > fuck you sibras
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Orangutang > a proper gentleman can go from cold start to ejaculation in less than 45 seconds, so 5 minutes is plenty
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Akame Oke > what is a foreskin?
Akame Oke > see... would have been a lot easier to just say the skin on your balls
Sibras Freeflight > yea, but that would be wrong
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Akame Oke > i have no witty remark for that one
Sibras Freeflight > Akame Oke > i have no witty remarks
Sibras Freeflight > corrected
Akame Oke > eh, i guess thats closer to the truth, i do make witty remarks some times though
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Killer2 > I'm getting shitfaced later, watch this space.
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Orangutang > hello to all arrowers from a pretty drunk monkey
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arbiter reformed > why dont you go buy 10 titans about it
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arbiter reformed > and i only want to fly battle bellicoses
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makedodo inpants > lol phlak leave the new guy alone
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Killer2 > Now I need to go to work
phlak > you work too much and play eve not enough
Killer2 > being a manwhore isn't an easy job you know.
Killer2 > it takes time, skill and a really big dick. All of which you don't have.
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Killer2 > we all suck donkey ass tbh
Killer2 > except for me, I'm more of a donkey dick kinda guy
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Minigin > im retarded
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Goatann > shooting towers is like masturbating with superglue
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Rahn Rage > tnks MM u guys r lords of the bubbles
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Mujun Kross > peace love and happiness
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Gideon Goldenbelly > a morning arrow is a good thing to have
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Sibras Freeflight > cant i run into the corridor and kick her door down, then shoot her in the face and rape her while the bodies still warm?
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Jo'An > orcas are for hobos who want a fitting array
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Hey You > and im idiot
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > laughter strikes skwisgaarskwigelf's nidhoggur, wrecking for 20000 damage!
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arbiter reformed > im such a fucking carebear!
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Meii Ling > i get confused easily
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Radakos > /emote eats seamen for scoobie snacks
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Sibras Freeflight > eves ruined my life
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Sibras Freeflight > oh god phlaks online
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Ms Fitsimmons > except, i object to toasted marshmallows
Darth Fugly > equal rights for marshmallows?
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Fural > if anyone has an ishkur setup they want me too try for them
Shade Millith > SHIELD TANK WITH HIC BUBBLES AND LASERS AND MINING DRONES!
Shade Millith > With gyro stabs in the lows!
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Ignition SemperFi > if it wasnt for arrow i would still be back there killing carebears and raping their tears
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Andrast3 > haha you win that time phlak haha
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Ignition SemperFi > i is asshole
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Andrast3 > and then my balls dropped when i was 18 and it was all over
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Zed Zardoz > Poopstains are nature's way of letting me know I'm still breathin
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Melkuth Tannab > fishing is a great excuse to sit out away from noisy bloody women that wont shut the fuck up, and enjoy a few cold beers
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Sibras Freeflight > im picutring it, and i tell ya, im excited
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Ignition SemperFi > Arrow is a family... granted it probably one thrown together by social services becuase our parents failed us... but together we kick the shit outta the other kids in the playground and steal their lunch money to pay for our expensive ship loosing habit
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Ignition SemperFi > phlak is -10 to me +10 to arrow and should be -10 to MM
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Mira Reth > i mean, you are famous for blowing everything up that looks remotely like a spaceship
Sibras Freeflight > moi?
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Orangutang > it's like sex, if it doesn't hurt, you're doing it wrong
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dinj > the most enjoyable part of the day was shouting "get to tha chopppaaaaa" and running with an ak47 above my head, nigerian gangster style.
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Ms Fitsimmons > why elrond so happy that a corpie lost a carrier?
ElrondMD > because its sibras
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Orangutang > I gave the antennas a handjob
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Arrow relationship counsellers "helping" Nerogen as usuall......

Migitis > if her tits are bigger than mine i'll have a crack at her

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Migitis > religion is fucking stupid
Ignition SemperFi > so is putting your cock in a pussy

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Darth Fugly > the worst fucking thing in the world is girls who watch porn
Darth Fugly > then try to be cool by doing some shit that looks cool on camera but really doesn't feel good
Darth Fugly > porn should be outlawed for that reason alone
Ignition SemperFi > hahah i had a woman ask me to try the piledriver position once
Ignition SemperFi > i laughed at her to her face
Ignition SemperFi > but i dont remember getting back with her
Darth Fugly > heh
Darth Fugly > dude, you know what they call doggy style in brazil?
Darth Fugly > quatro por quatro....means 4 wheel drive
Darth Fugly > that's some funny shit to hear a chick say when you're screwing her brains out
Darth Fugly > let's do it 4 wheel drive!


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Migitis > Nerogen's life depresses the shit out of me. Back later.

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Mrs Dinj > m-o is camp? let me get my rainbow boots and rediculously large sunglasses!
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Sibras Freeflight > uv been learning from the phlak phlakerson school of education
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desirer33 > cannot really play when u're sitting out from lagg can u
Sator deHarak > god's way of saying he hates aussies
desirer33 > no wonder y u suk at everything. god h8s faggots
Sator deHarak > I'd say that's a more poignent self criticism than a jab butters.
Sator deHarak > a big :selfburn: if you will
Sator deHarak > too stung by the epiphany huh?
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I'm a douche
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Levanel > <-- clueless
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Goatann > thats like a prostitute saying you raped her
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Shinma Apollo > Who's the new fitting manager for IT, helen keller?
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > A BIKINI MADE OF BUBBLE WRAP
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > best idea ever
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Sator deHarak > I'm a tard
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Solano > and then she would squeeze my nipple while she stuck her finger up my.....oh damn wrong window
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Andrast3 > i'm wearings phalks panties atm
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Ms Fitsimmons > ^^^ Phlak speaks the truth.... (had to happen eventually)
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Shinma Apollo > which means we can ride bikes
Shinma Apollo > and I like bikes, they stimulate my prostate
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BlockOut > Arrow fags
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Migitis > i love drones
Goatanna > they are kinda like the special needs version of goonswarm
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Hey You > im not fucking bosnian
Hey You > im herzegovinian and croatian
arbiter reformed > herzagovnia? you cant just make up places
arbiter reformed > like saying youre from narnia
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Ignition SemperFi > if not.... uninstall life i guess
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XG07 > trust in the radakos... he knows how to make it fit
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Meii Ling > i have a chrome dildo somewhere too
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Kaatt Sandawgz > knick knack paddy whack give a dog I'm stoned!
Shozo > love that weed gives exceedinly high patience for dealing with kids
Octa > i call it the 'yeah, whatever' drug ;)
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Andrast3 > yea goat steals all my isk! lol
Goatann > thats like a prostitute saying you raped her
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Stozy > yes, im happy in the pants for you
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Felix Underwood > hehe, Kids are like canoes, they are steered best when paddled from behind
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Felonious Pirate > well like I said, I'm stupid but not inconsiderate
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Migitis > it can't be easy being asian
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dinj > confirming iggy is right and i am to receive the cock
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KUNG'FU BOSANAC > K2, PANTS DOWN AND BEND OVER, IT'S FUN TIME
KUNG'FU BOSANAC > and I have a donkey
Killer2 > YAY! FUN TIME!
Rick Pjanja > This is quite disturbing
Killer2 > I love donkeys
Cpt Iwan > nothing disturbing in some love showing
Rick Pjanja > That. is even more disturbing
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I = Noob. In my defense, it had cynoed in not JB'd. And the cyno was by a non-alliance nc corp I think, or showed so on the overview.

[Trib Coms]

KosmikZA > neut chimera on d7 mo jb
Rick Pjanja > ?????????????
DerTribun > ?
DerTribun > probaly overviewbug
KosmikZA > could be overview
DerTribun > look in local
SphereZA > link name
EYEDOLL > its blue
Ione Skye > there is no neutin local in d7.
KosmikZA > frak ccp
SphereZA > /emote smacks kosmikza :P
KosmikZA > gave me heartattack
Niblet666 > lol
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[20:28:03] Migitis > i remember being poor
[20:28:18] DoctorSlais > I am such a noob guys.
[20:28:21] SphereZA > sell it if u want ;p
[20:28:29] DoctorSlais > Still skilling up and relearning how to fight.
[20:28:32] SphereZA > but should be a nice backup pew pew
[20:28:44] DoctorSlais > I will keep it Sphere as a replacement fleet ship.
[20:29:39] SphereZA > ;p
[20:38:31] SCuDeR > o/
[20:38:54] DoctorSlais > Scuder. You joined us. FANTASTIC
[20:39:23] SCuDeR > I usually see you as you're loggong
[20:39:25] DoctorSlais > YARRR I could almost want to have your babies now that you have come around.
[20:39:46] DoctorSlais > RL been very busy last few weeks.
[20:40:32] SCuDeR > nice
[20:46:15] Migitis > how old are you dude?
[20:46:27] DoctorSlais > : )
[20:47:51] Migitis > sweet you married a milf :)
[20:48:08] DoctorSlais > I still do not know what that means.
[20:48:24] DoctorSlais > I just call her my "little Cougar".
[20:48:25] Migitis > well i'm not going to be the one to explain it
[20:48:34] DoctorSlais > Damn Mig.
[20:48:50] DoctorSlais > I know it is an acronym but I do know the translation.
[20:49:04] DoctorSlais > I thought I was a MILF but now I am not sure.
[20:49:28] Andrast3 > LOL
[20:49:31] Goatanna > sounds like someone needs "the talk"
[20:49:42] DoctorSlais > crap.
[20:50:03] DoctorSlais > I know I should have just said nothing and smiled.
[20:50:07] Andrast3 > funniest thing to log in to :D
[20:50:23] Scribbled > zomg bio material
[20:50:27] Scribbled > [20:49:04] DoctorSlais > I thought I was a MILF but now I am not sure.
[20:50:43] DoctorSlais > Crap. Now I am on the lolocaust posting
[20:51:55] Goatann > "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
[20:52:24] DoctorSlais > Oh then yes she is Goat.
[20:52:42] DoctorSlais > Thank you Goat.
[20:52:44] Migitis > :)
[20:52:47] Goatanna > lol
[20:53:00] Andrast3 > and now hopefully you don't think your one anymore :P
[20:53:34] Goatanna > i think when stozy said he had to dress like a french maid and send him pics as part of the arrow application threw him off
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Magrenistokuv > Why does the Guardian have to be red and yellow? is CCP trying to mock me too by relating my ship to the same colours as the soviet flag? :((
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Magrenistokuv > I hate you guys
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Magrenistokuv > Depression meter: Suicidal [-[]---------] S'all good.
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Magrenistokuv > Hey everybody, I'm russian. My name is Boris Volakuv. I live in Moscow and I'm a rock hard, manly russian that drinks Vodka for breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Supper.
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Magrenistokuv > I bet it was hell for BoB fleet commanders calling me primary
"Mag... uh... Magr.... Primary, the russian guy in an Apoc."
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Sett AtOn > I put an extra layer of tinfoil on the walls of my pod
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Jo Dekker > master chief sergeant wongsta in action
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N0N4M3 > afk fire across the street :\
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Skraeling Shortbus > odi's motto, dont dazzle them with damage, enrage with ewar.
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Aether Void > so... if you tell a chick you want to bite her.. and she tells you your silly.. what does that mean...?
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Nerogen > need to rape some bitches
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Doltish > ass-poundingly good
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Mad Kiwi > fuck I am slow today
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Mik Ciscan > if you have ever had the urge to rape anything join the fleet and you will fulfill that urge
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Vladmir Voltaran > sorry loosing my sanity here
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Vladmir Voltaran > my gonads itch
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Moon Dogg > OH GOD, I Aam a CAREBEAR!
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Vladmir Voltaran > i be terrified flying it
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Hack Causality > Holy shit, with a Dremel set at high enough RPM, you can polish potato chips.
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holefx > but i am slighty retarded
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SoulOfAnnihilation > obviously they don't care as much as i do about the towers =P
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Scribbled > ya me is the slave bitch
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Doltish > if anybody is getting the shaft, it's me
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Battle Hardened > twas like watching retards hump a doorknob
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KizmiaZ > p3 filling with muffins
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Odins Jewell > i suddenly wish i knew what i just got into...
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darwinaward > and read me a story in german so i will have nightmares
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Hukkok > wraith you are like a magnet for bullshit
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Space Lion > was just bad juju
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Exaga > i'd bang anything right now....last time i had sex it was in black and white
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Exaga > he couldn;t lead a fucking horse to water
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LuceOscura > these systems have a lot of w's in them
LuceOscura > irconfuse easy
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Migitis > beer?
Ms Fitsimmons > BEER!
Solid Rockz > no beer :(
Drewbo > the fucking bottle shop closed early
Drewbo > I seriously NEEDED a beer
Ms Fitsimmons > i has beer :-P
Drewbo > I went past at 7:45 on my way home and the fuckers were shut
Drewbo > I seriously considered walking down to double bay
Migitis > but laziness won?
Migitis > how come i have beer and you dont?
Drewbo > I know, this sucks
Drewbo > I need a scotch
Drewbo > it's been that kinda day
Solid Rockz > hot drop migi's fridge
Migitis > want a hug? a backrub?
Ms Fitsimmons > x
Migitis > i'm gonna call you right now so you can listen to me open a beer
Drewbo > I'd like a sensual massage
Drewbo > fuck off, i'm not answering
Migitis > pussy
Ms Fitsimmons > shit, i dont have Drewbo's number, or i'd do the same
Ms Fitsimmons > team speak?
Migitis > team speak.
Migitis > cmon ladies
Drewbo > met my mate gaan?
Drewbo > gaan get fucked
Migitis > fine
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[22:36:38] Killer2 > don't really know what that gives him access to, but sounds good enough
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ElrondMD > if you got me blacklisted by dominos ide boot you from corp
ElrondMD > that shit is important
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ElrondMD > bad timing made this shit
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Migitis > well at least somebody in HC has a brain
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Lithia Tsanov > Electricity is the only force on earth that can simultaneously restart a heart and ruin a pair of pants
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from some dude's bio: Murphy's Law states that the only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
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another bio: CORPORATION: n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
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Sabiesttor > And God said, "Let there be vodka!"
And He saw that it was good.
Then God said, "Let there be Light!
And then He said, "Whoa - too much light!"
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Ecatherina W > Well, I don't mind reading peoples minds. I do mind if people expect me to act on it :D
Alexei Riganeau > Nah, no need to act-- I'm out of cinnamon oil and muskrats anyway
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Matt Andrews > And im sober.
Feriluce > get that corrected instantly!
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from a bio: [23:12:31] Hercules Strongarm > when i first saw ched i didnt know who he was. i was in the vatican watching him shake hands with the pope. cause i didnt know him then i asked the italian dude "who's that", the dude said "its ched and some guy in a funny hat"
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[04:06:42] Hiraka Shimuro > omg please dont kill me
[04:06:47] Hiraka Shimuro > ill give you 100 mil
[04:06:54] Criosachille > really?
[04:06:57] Hiraka Shimuro > fuckno
[04:07:01] Hiraka Shimuro > im in a shuttle dumbass
[04:07:01] Criosachille > haha
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[02:48:55] Samantha Avalon > a teacher asked a girl to use handsome in a sentence, the girl replies, "When im sucking dick to long, my jaw gets tired so then i use my handsome
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[00:49:37] Zapsan > did you just want to see it, or plan on mining it as well?
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Felonious Pirate > lol "JK" a euphemism for "You're so fucked"
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Killer2 > I'm bound by law to a pissy bike
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Killer2 > I'm the CEO of all n00bs
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Killer2 > I still love donkeys
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Killer2 > We've already established I'm the CEO of n00bs, I like to lead by example.
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Knightside > find a carebear CNR and do it
Psianh > They yell when i stalk mission runners
Knightside > can flip it, or steal its kills
Ignition SemperFi > find the ones that fit smartbombs for worlds collide
Ignition SemperFi > and put a cloaked frig near em
Antaire Riggers > ooooh canflipping
Antaire Riggers > i should go do that in the tengu
Ignition SemperFi > concord helps em die real quick
Ignition SemperFi > like asking someone to "rep your hull" you cant afford it... and if a logi comes to rep your cruiser hull.... shoot the station
Ignition SemperFi > you both die.... loot logi wreck
Ignition SemperFi > use alt not in MM
Bob Nibblepibbley > smartbombs for World Collide? That is the pussy way
Ignition SemperFi > i never said to do any of this
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Ignition SemperFi > HA yes the station name is still the same....fucking yeah!
tink vader > o/ iggy
Tyranis Marcus > what is it?
Ignition SemperFi > you havent seen it yet??
Ignition SemperFi > <b><url=showinfo:21642//61000140>15w</url></b>
SphereZA > fail thats woot it is
Ignition SemperFi > NEG. 15Whale gasms of da mouf is the shit
Tyranis Marcus > oh heh yeah
Tyranis Marcus > i'd think if it was a space whale it'd be a pretty big load
Tyranis Marcus > so you must have a pretty big mouth :)
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Orangutang > in 93 days, I have become totally gay
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scandy3730 > hey phlak!!@!@31!!@#@$TretG!!!!
phlak > its not sicialy acceptable to be that excited to see me
phlak > socialy
scandy3730 > whats socially acceptable doesn't concern me...what does is yo genitals
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Nerogen > k i joined the gym club
ElrondMD > now you just need surgery
ElrondMD > to get a non asian penis
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Killer2 > phlak, try not to be an ass
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Killer2 > I love donkeys
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Bloodhands > i wanna buy some POSs
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phlak > Ignition SemperFi > tell skwisgaar i will start hunting him down with alts until he comes back
RetroVertigo > tell ign he would be right in doing so, skw is a soft target
Aryllia Raine > tell him he should shoot retro because I may be soft but retro is downright fuzzy and warm
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > because I suck at eve
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > fuck you in your gay ass with a fucking baseball bat covered in aids retro
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Radakos > i AM A IDIOT
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MadMartagin > you're not pimpin Iggi out again are you phlak?
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Grankor > PHLAK PHLAK PHLAK PHLAK BOOM!
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Radakos > /emote humps phlak leg like a savage wildebeast
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Ignition SemperFi > lol my decisions
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Sator deHarak > butters get on vent
desirer33 > and id rather listen to my ipod
desirer33 > then u and ur faggoty voice
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > because I suck at eve :(
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Octa > GET THE FUCK AWAY, EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF ;)
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Drave McClay > jamming faggot is my dicks name SHOW SOME RESPECT
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Ignition SemperFi > clowns will eat me
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Grankor > Actually, my fav part about killing a RUssian, is they yell at you in hyroglyphics
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Nerogen > arrowfection, can only be described by the word shit
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > they should vote him out of office
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and by vote
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I mean kill his fucking ass
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wtfgecko > GOD DAMN IT I'M DUMB
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phlak > contract what you have to me then
Ignition SemperFi > thats like giving icecream to a retard.... most of its is going to drip down his shirt.... but goddamit at least he is happy
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Nerogen > i went to reactivate my cap for u
Nerogen > and its canceld !?!?
Leod Athas > reactivate your what?
phlak > neros mom only sends him a little bit of rl isk every month os its food vs his cap char and he normally chooses food but for important stuff he gets the cap out
Nerogen > ^ what phlak says
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Shinma Apollo > but phalk's probably right...
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Shinma Apollo > Kalendra, that was fucked up, for some reason, I had a dream and you were in it. I had gone back in time a few years, and I was trying to convince you that I was from the future, and we could make fucktons of money because I knew what was going to happe
Shinma Apollo > n and shit.
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Plague Black > pvping is for those who think this is a game
Plague Black > wining is for those who serve vuk
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Crunchip > Mining on testserver ... thats like lowest form of sex. thats worse going to a prostitute or masturbation. thats like watching someone masturbating with a prostitute in his mind.
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Phoenix Grinder > love you too phlak
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Schwarzlicht > damn i just shit my pants
Darth Fugly > eject it into space
Darth Fugly > it'll create a micro gravity well that will eventually grow into an asteroid
Darth Fugly > and we can mine it
Shade Millith > Why would you be mining shit?
Darth Fugly > to build minmatar ships of course
Shade Millith > But, your'e suppose to mine ducttap for mini ships!
Darth Fugly > we just say that to be polite
Sin Mei > They nerfed duct tape
Darth Fugly > and so they sell better
Shade Millith > So that's the glue they use? Feces?
Darth Fugly > you didnt' hear it from me :(
Bloodhands > I DID
Bloodhands > muahaha!
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SkwisgaarSkwigelf > you win the pubbie trophy
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phlak > you know how i know your both gay?
phlak > you both keep blowing me
wtfgecko > c
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Demtalin le'Mercennaire > I hate myself
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Demtalin le'Mercennaire > but now I look like a queer
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ElrondMD > where did our two spammers go
ElrondMD > felonious and everest climing man
Orangutang > Sibs evolved and became Phlak
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Migitis > i can mine ice
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Tyranis Marcus > flying a drake in mm is like being a black kid at a kkk convention
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Ozerh > extreme assplay ftw I suppose.
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Tyranis Marcus > we were pimping
Tyranis Marcus > in flying Batmobiles
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desirer33 > My gf has a Nos ability that puts a "Curse" to shame.
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Radakos > fuck me
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Ignition SemperFi > so im not the only failure...
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Aryllia Raine > I hate that more than I hate everything ever
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Aryllia Raine > I fit it with civilian mining lasers and go pwn face
Aryllia Raine > BECAUSE THATS HOW I FUCKIN ROLL BITCH
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Kramutti > and honestly, we would rather you came in a t1 rifter then didnt come
phlak > not always true, ive come in rifters before and people hate me but i think that might be me more than the rifter
Kramutti > if you came in a avatar people would still hate you phlak
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Radakos > damit i fucking suck
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Radakos > phlak is and always will be the sexiest stud evar
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Migitis > fucku phlak im getting aother beer
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Doltish > yo uhave to twist and push
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Locke DieDrake > well I just happen to have a bowl full of cocks right here
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Orangutang > hmmm, I can speak from experiance, high voltage + nutsack = bad
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Buddy of mine was killing his blues until they kicked him and this is some of the result. Names removed to protect the innocent :P

Naughty Blue Killer > oh shit
Naughty Blue Killer > my bad
Nooblet Blue > what the hell?
Naughty Blue Killer > u mad?
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Machater > my onyx has rawkets ftw
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Shinma Apollo > I suck so bad today
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Cynthera Noir > i would fuck patrick stewart
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Silent Sins > I would totally fuck janeway

for the record this is skwiggles alt
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phlak > the stuff worth remembering is in lolacaust
SCuDeR > yes so glad I have not made the famous quotes, or don't think I have
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Shilah > i got my mom im good
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phlak > hmm i get spartan and orange tang dude mixed up for some reason
Sp4rt4nII70 > but our names are so different
Orangutang > it's ok Phlak, we get confused telling who is who with you and Sibras as well :-P
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tink vader > makes me want to bash my head into something
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Locke DieDrake > well I just happen to have a bowl full of cocks right here
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Orangutang > hmmm, I can speak from experiance, high voltage + nutsack = bad
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Vuk Lau > phlak = shinma
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spottedgalaxy > u will confess ur undieing love for PHLAK
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Sharuga > i dont need any help i can fuck things up just fine all by myself tyvm
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Ms Fitsimmons > im ALL dor the Odinapping
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Doltish > i got wasted on tequila once and i went aroudn to every girl in teh bar and told them they were beautiful
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Doltish > vodka is ok, tequila makes me violent, whiskey is juuuust right
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Ms Fitsimmons > my fail.....
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(i just burned him pretty good iirc, kinda a friend of a friend)
Uofis > aaiiiee I am Flacked :P
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Kobutsu > So what do you guys even do in Shut up and play?
Minigin > we yell at each other for hours and sit docked in station
BlueMajere > then occasionally, we undock
Minigin > thats a lie
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PI Ogan > they should make t2 pods with reinforced spiky tips so that you can ram into a ship and take it over
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spottedgalaxy > morning, just thought i would tell u all that u were all gay , except for the people in a bad mood , those people are meanies
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Polkageist > i NEVER smoked a penis tbh
phlak > lies c/d?
Polkageist > c
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Orangutang > but I think that's because they raise their children on a strict diet of vodka and knives
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Drave McClay > fuck off you dirty jew nigger
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Drave McClay > want to know why im not a spy
Drave McClay > because im gay
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H3dAFO > my name is drew and i like it in the ass
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H3dAFO > i got your cocksucker right here
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phlak > go down like a wet roll of toilet paper?
Locke DieDrake > Only if you ask nice
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Stolen from a bio :P
GreenYoshi > We usually do close-range sniper bs.
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Shinma Apollo > you have pretty much the entirety of human knowledge at your fingertips, use fucking google :P
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On Mumble: Lithia: Im always on the edge of being fucked
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MillerUk > its like arrow but more embarassing :)
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Retahcam > damn i feel noob
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SCuDeR > lol I am 49 yrs old
Doltish > have your kids put you in a nursing home yet?
Retahcam > they put him in eve, its cheaper
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These last 2 are full conversations with a tad bit of boring stuff cut out. 2nd one has nothing cut out but had to keep him talking so did what i could.

SkwisgaarSkwigelf > retro
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > fucking vertigo
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > that was
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > my little song
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > oh wait no, its not finished
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > so why dont you sing along
RetroVertigo > wtf
RetroVertigo > quit being gay
RetroVertigo > oh wait, that wont happen
phlak > i clicked on this chan and instantly 10 lines of squegee shit pops out
RetroVertigo > its all skw's fault
RetroVertigo > he is terrible
phlak > c
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > LISTTEN THE FUCK UP
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > I have basically spent the last 4 days in a hospital
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > with nothing to do
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > so I
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > just want to come on eve
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > and sing a little fucking song
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > without getting shit on by a couple RAAWR cocksuckers!
phlak > you canadianss get sick alot
RetroVertigo > its because they are all gay
RetroVertigo > and suck too much cock
SkwisgaarSkwigelf > yeah something like that
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eternalascention > you're a fucking piece of shit motherfucker
eternalascention > need all your buddies to help you out
eternalascention > peice of shit
eternalascention > it was just me and another guy
eternalascention > alone I would have taken you out
eternalascention > but no you need your friends
phlak > not much reason for me to fight you solo then
eternalascention > maybe you should because then you'll know that wouldn't win
eternalascention > peice of crap
eternalascention > get the hell out here
phlak > i love it here tho
eternalascention > you should
eternalascention > fuck you and your mother
eternalascention > get the fuck out of here
eternalascention > next time it'll be on my terms not yours
eternalascention > bring yousrlf and I will destroy you
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Memetic > in exchange, I'll give you a bowl of dicks
Memetic > to eat
SkwisgaarSkwigelf Quote Posted: Nov/26/09 22:33 PM - Permalink
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There needs to be more of me on here. And hello to any arrow folks who remember me! Say hi sometime but don't be offended if I don't remember you. Because I'm a jerk and that's just how I roll.
Migitis Quote Posted: Jun/21/11 06:26 AM - Permalink
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This got indexed by google :)
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haha love it
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I've been quoated..... hmm
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[04:53:32] David Odinson > war com efight me
[04:53:38] David Odinson > i'll kill you you n00b
[04:53:54] Diablique > why would i fight a crippled retarded kid?


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